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Prolific.org now states on her

Prolific.org now states on her site: “This site will look much better in a browser that supports web standards, but it is accessible to any browser or Internet device. Um, no actually, I’m lying. This site doesn’t really look that much different. But there are lots of sites out there that will look better if you do upgrade.” Which would be, you know, great, if I didn’t see the message while using IE5 for Mac, which is supposed to be one of the most compliant browsers in existence.

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On Contract Work: Jobs are

On Contract Work: Jobs are like partners. Some people go for the quiet interesting types – the ones that aren’t much to look at, but are quietly rewarding. Some others go for feeling valued and respected. Others need the passion and the fire, or the heat of money and glamour. At the moment, it seems, I will do any job which pays the bills. I’m sure there is a word for that type of relationship.

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Sing it with me! [Thanks

Sing it with me! [Thanks to everyone who sent this link to me (9 to 5), particularly to Prol, because she’s always so good at this stuff, and Mr Towb who really should be working.]

Workin’ 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin’
Barely gettin’ by
It’s all takin’
And no givin’
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It’s enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

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The wonder of Radio 2,

The wonder of Radio 2, being played continuously at work at the moment, has reintroduced me to the magic of Dolly Parton‘s ‘Nine to Five’. My trash gland has declared this song to be a “Work Of Genius”. If anyone can find the lyrics online, then could you please tell me where.

This whole thing reminds me of working in a supermarket warehouse in the run-up to Christmas (age 19). The same songs played over and over again. Christmas songs: Mistletoe and Wine, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime – things by Wizard. The tape can only have been about thirty-five minutes long. And I heard it every day for weeks

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Of all people, Anne Robinson

Of all people, Anne Robinson hits the USA – “You are the Weakest Link, goodbye…” More? Davo has a bit of a thing about her. She can’t pronounce the word Gallifrey. The bloke who used to present Mastermind thinks she’s awful…

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On a balanced newsletter for the upcoming election…

Possibly the most actually useful thing ever done by UK webloggers launched yesterday: ToThePolls.com is a balanced newsfilter for the upcoming General Election.

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Just in case anyone is

Just in case anyone is wondering what’s happening with the Barbelith Underground, the problems that we’ve been noticing for the last few weeks have finally started making the server wobbly and so pair.com have shut the board down. I have no intention of turning them on again until I’ve reinstalled the board, which will mean everyone will have to reregister and start posting afresh. All the old threads are there intact, but they’ll have to be moved someone separately. I’m as depressed as you are by the state of affairs. Bear with me as I try and get it sorted out over the next week or so…

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Jesus! I just completed a

Jesus! I just completed a high-speed, late-night HTML test hosted by Brainbench on my knowledge of forms, HTML, frames and CSS. On the site they stated that using reference books was sort of ok – if appropriate to the situation (or something equally obscure). Of course, I’m not in the least bit sure that it was appropriate in this case, because no one mentioned that I might need them to me. Or indeed told me much about the test at all. Which might explain why I decided to do 40 questions (with a time limit of 1 1/2 minutes per question) just after midnight on a Monday evening.

In the end, with the help of my two life-saving books, I completed the bloody thing (complete with questions about PICS, every property of the text-decoration element and what a server receives when you select two checkboxes with the same name but different values). But now – particularly since I kind of feel like looking things up is kind of immoral somehow – I’m kind of slightly pissed off by being described as if I were some kind of slow child…

“You appear capable of working on most projects in this area with moderate assistance. You may require some initial assistance with advanced concepts, however.”

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I'm working for four days

I’m working for four days in a web design company called Arehaus based between Chancery Lane and Farringdon. I’m doing basic HTML scut-work, but I’m actually quite enjoying it. The atmosphere is relaxed and creative, the environment is extremely pleasant and obviously designed to be conducive to good design work, and there doesn’t appear to be any notceable office politics at all. Ironically, Arehaus were the people who designed timeout.com – a site that I have been hacking around in for the last year and a half…

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Virgin Atlantic have announced that

Virgin Atlantic have announced that they are to provide net and e-mail access to passengers on their jets [CNN.com]. For those of us who are obsessive net-philes, clearly this would be a wonderful thing. I can easily pass nine or ten hours with e-mail and web access. Except that it could cost you $2 per e-mail, and you’ll only have access to ten or twenty sites. Still, I suppose it’s a step in the right direction…