You dirty so-and-so. You love it don’t you… I know you do. Watching. Not typing. Oh no. Just watching what other people have typed. Mmmmm. Oh yes. That’s the stuff… Watching people on kanoodle type in ‘teen boy decorating’. Oh yes. Or leering at the WWF Backlash requests at Yahoo! Buzz. Stop stop! It’s too much. No more. Don’t stop! Tell me Jeeves, are they still looking for the popular bridal website ‘Martha Stewart Weddings’? And Metaspy – expose yourself to me! Show me people searching for diseases of the middle ages? Or Hank Azaria? And don’t … ever … stop … showing … me search.com requests for Country French, Hot Rods and Custom Muscle Cars! Eurgh. And I’m spent…
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