Hello, my name is Tom. I have not slept with you. Do you understand? I have not slept with you. Let’s make this very very clear. Whether you think it is reasonable or not, I am prepared to sue you if you say that I’ve slept with you. Do you hear me? And what do you think is a reasonable amount to sue for? $10,000? $100,000? No, I’m afraid you’d be wrong. $1,000,000? $10,000,000? No. I’m afraid I’m going to sue you for $100,000,000 because I am so incredibly neurotic about being thought to have slept with you. Do you understand me now?
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