I was listening to Xfm

Post author By Tom Coates
Post date May 14, 2001

I was listening to Xfm at work this morning when a news announcer starts speaking in a voice normally reserved for the death of a member of the royal family. “Michael Stipe,” he says, “is gay.” The world reels in shock at this announcement. “Surely not!” the cry is heard, “He always seemed so alive.” ThisIsLondon.com has the full absence of story.