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- Include your children when baking cookies
- Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says
- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
- Iraqi head seeks arms
- Prostitutes appeal to Pope
- Panda mating fails, Veterinarian takes over
- Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
- Miners refuse to work after death
- Stolen painting found by tree
- War dims hop for peace
- If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
- Cold wave linked to temperatures
- Red tape holds up new bridges
- Typhoon rips through cemetery – hundreds dead
- Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
- New study of obesity looks for larger test group
- Kids make nutritious snacks
- Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
- Local high school dropouts cut in half
- Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors