Introducing the Headline Competition…

Below is a list of apparently real English-language headlines. I have a proposal for you. Find (or make) an amusing or apt 320x240px image for one of the headlines below and I’ll put the best ones up onto the site. How’s that for audience participation? Send me your entry today!

  • Include your children when baking cookies
  • Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says
  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
  • Iraqi head seeks arms
  • Prostitutes appeal to Pope
  • Panda mating fails, Veterinarian takes over
  • Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
  • Miners refuse to work after death
  • Stolen painting found by tree
  • War dims hop for peace
  • If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures
  • Red tape holds up new bridges
  • Typhoon rips through cemetery – hundreds dead
  • Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
  • New study of obesity looks for larger test group
  • Kids make nutritious snacks
  • Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
  • Local high school dropouts cut in half
  • Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors