So I decided to send Mark a message through AIM even though it was clear that he wasn’t there. I was just interested in the kind of message he might leave. He’s such a charmer:
“i’m at school. Stinkbadger, if you IMed to say you loved me, thanks babe, i love you too. Stinkbadger, if you IMed to say you hate me, fuck you jerk! and if you IMed just to talk, man up, and pick one of the two choices above, deal? see ya this afternoon around 3:00.”