I’ve been waiting for this for a while, and I have finally been rewarded for my patience. Full glorious photos of Apple’s new products – gorgeous, unholy, beautiful evil things like a new keyboard, a new cube computer (not much use to me, admittedly having just bought one) and a new mouse that can only have emerged fully formed and perfect from Aphrodite’s armpit in that Botticelli painting. I am drooling as if drool never went out of fashion (1800s, if you’re interested). It’s like Steve Jobs is personally seducing me. He might as well put on suspenders and stand outside my house going, “Hey there, fancy a good time?”. Except that might be a bit gross. Oh My God. Anyway, who would have thought technology could be quite this gobsmackingly wonderful?