Text Message Theatre (Inbox) II:
- We’ll have to make it tomorrow, since am now living in a hole in the ground without internet access. And infested with untermenschen whom I must exterminate…
- TOM AM PROB FREE NEXT WK MUST LVE FREE 4 POSS HOT DATE! WILL EMAIL DETAILS
- Yes. Be good. Or bad. Or something.
[All messages copied verbatim from Nokia mobile phone]