Hey kids! Come over here! No really – I’m not disturbing at all! My overcoat? Yes I know it could do with a wash, but I wouldn’t say it’s a ‘dirty mac’ as such. Oh, all right then, ‘mucky’ perhaps, but certainly not dirty… Anyway – have you heard the word on the street? Oh, you’re in for a treat, my little petals. Have I got something for you. Forget smack, skag and crack – this is the future. The current thing is ‘fables’. All the cool kids are doing it. No, I don’t need counselling. Hey! Where are you going? Come back! I’ve got some ecstacy as well… Darn it!”