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Matt Webb must die…

I went out for a drink, pasta and Muji last night with Corny and Matt. Over the course of the evening, Matt managed to make me feel old, inadequate, clumsy, ignorant, techno-illiterate, backwards and – frankly – insufficiently blue. He did this completely without any malice whatsoever, merely by chatting away quite amiably. He must die.