The approach of my 9000 day birthday…

According to, it will be my 9k/day birthday on November 30th. A full 9000 days old. No wonder I’m exhausted all the time. Our Lord Jesus Christ, however, will be celebrating his next “thousandth” birthday on Thursday, 23 May 2002. He will be 731000. Or at least he would be if he wasn’t 1) dead and 2) not born on the 25th of December 0000.