Things to do when you

Things to do when you are bored: Make yourself a sexy superhero. They may all look gay, but that’s only because they’re sexy and cool and dress well. | You could go and see Hannibal (Salon Review) if you wanted – you probably wouldn’t hate it. It’s kind of cool. | When Davo is bored he informs me that his priorities are: “Eat, Sleep, Drink, Man, Woman, Wank.” | Whereas when Luke is bored he undertakes: “Procrastination, staring blankly into space, redesigning your blog.” | When Matt is bored, he types random things into Google and tries to persuade his friends to undertake advertising campaigns on various keywords.