E-mail to Big (subject header:

E-mail to Big (subject header: “Message for Mr Big”) has solicited a reply. And an altogether unsatisfying one at that. It appears, in true Sex and the City style, that Mr. Big is in fact part of the family unit “Mr and Mr Big”. This is a piece of information that I was, unfortunately, unaware of until this point. There remains a flirtatious vibe to the correspondence. This, I am afraid, doesn’t surprise me. More to the point, my decision to go along with said vibe to the detriment of my own health and general well-being also doesn’t surprise me. Tempted as I am to place my reply

on the site, I think I might just restrain myself.