I am to be a

Post author By Tom Coates
Post date March 18, 2001

I am to be a pizza delivered when you’re not in the mood to cook. I’m not to be a cinema, but straight-to-video – and rented not bought. I am to be a public convenience (20p) in the middle of the city on a Saturday morning. I am to be a hand-shandy – nothing more – on a grey day, while bored, in front of Neighbours.