I am, of course, an astonishing dancer. My groin can ‘get jiggy with it’ at such a rate that I have, on occasion, experienced friction burns merely from the contact of my skin against the air. Man was not meant to dance this well, but god is it a beautiful thing to watch.
Some of you may wish to emulate my astonishing prowess in the medium of dance. Well you can’t, I’m afraid. You have to be born with a talent like mine. But if you want to improve your skills, then the place to go is DancingPaul.com. Watch as he reveals the secrets of the modern mambo through the medium of flash, and with the help of some of his less dance-enabled friends…