Excerpts from ‘My Big Gay Life’ (5) So you think you’re angry with Big for the way the evening ended the other day, and you’d chucked him a very brief e-mail designed to assess the lines of communication, to which there had been no reply. So after a conversation with a friend, you decide that what you really want to do is give him a quick ring. So you do. And he hangs up on you. Which makes you think, what the hell? So you sit there for a minute being puzzled and slightly irritable, before deciding to be magnanimous. So you send a text message saying: ‘Fair enough. See you around sometime”. And then he rings up immediately. His dog is playing in the river, and he’s all cheery. What exactly does one say in this situation?