Trust in the power of magical forces…

Wherever you are provides a rather more helpful piece of advice regarding “how to get over a crush” (see my earlier post) – advice that I intend to undertake immediately:

“And, of course, it’s missing the obvious way to get over a crush. Number six in this list should be: ‘Trust in the power of magical forces. Construct a voodoo doll of (a) either the person on whom you have the crush, or (b) their current partner. Then sell your soul to Beelzebub and hope for the best.’ Now that is much more practical advice.”