Being the guy who gets the funny syphilis…

Fuck it. While we are at it, in the spirit of the times, and because I have never in my life felt more in tune with the spirit of a TV character (and you can laugh all you like, but if you do I’ll come around your house and punch you in the face), I am going to say it loud and I am going to say it clear. To the legions out there who understand, to the hordes of aggrieved individuals who feel angry about something or other all the bloody time whether they really need to or not, to Nails and Black Katherine for looking after Rabbit – say it with me one and all: “Dammit. You know what? I’m sick of this. I’m tired of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it’s over. I’m through being everybody’s butt-monkey!” [Deal with it]