Nine things that are true…

Nine things that are true and one that is not: [after NotSoSoft]

1) I’ve been to tea with Esther Rantzen.
2) I’ve been to all but two of the mainland US states.
3) My dentist wants me to have £2000 worth of dental work.
4) I went to the world premiere of Snatch.
5) I don’t understand Football.
6) I have no sense of smell.
7) I have owned five different cars.
8) I fancy short men with big noses.
9) I think cheese makes me fart.
10) I’ve snogged a multi-millionaire.