Oh the shame. Oh the

Oh the shame. Oh the embarrassment. To have my sordid lifestyle captured by camera. And I thought I’d managed to cover it up. But no, my dread secret is finally out. And what will Katy do, I wonder? How will she tell her boyfriend? Oh the shame. And the most terrible thing of all is that we were looking at naked pictures of Corny himself on her digicam at the time. [What the hell is he talking about? (click) GAH I’M BLIND!”]