Weird evening / Weird party: After which I felt even more as if everyone in the entire world thinks I’m pointless and cruel. Weirdest part of the evening was weighing myself while trying to avoid conversation by hiding in the loo (where I was rung by someone I’d recently wronged ironically enough) and discovering that I’ve lost 12 pounds over the last couple of months – purely from not feeling like eating and being stressed. I’m now a trim eleven stone of firm muscle. Go figure. If it wasn’t for the ever-growing beard, I’d no doubt be having no end of sexual antics.