I am an absurdly funny person. It’s the only conclusion that I can draw from the sheer wit on display in my review of Dr Dolittle 2. I mean – that line “John Dolittle, media darling, must turn from animal conversationalist to animal conservationist…” (do you see what I did there) is pure genius, and completely doesn’t collapse under skim-reading. God. Look at how funny I am. I may die.