Dear Simon, While I am delighted to hear that you got the A-levels that you required to go to Surrey, I have to point out one major thing. I bloody told you so. It’s difficult to get worked up by someone’s concerns about their exam performance when you know that they’ll be fine. Silly bastard. While we are at it, I hate you for the redesign, because it’s really nice, and I still don’t understand why you chose Surrey of all places. Jeez.