Horror of horrors: I am

Horror of horrors: I am not nearly as woolly a liberal as I had initially hoped: “More of a damp and flaccid liberal, you’d like the world to be a little better – you just don’t want to have to make the effort yourself. So, you once went on a demo and you watch Children in Need and you voted Labour last time round. But don’t kid yourself – that shrivelled and underused liberal conscience impresses nobody.” [via the Dragonthief]