Tom’s in the kitchen. Kate’s talking to him. There’s a knock on the door. Kate walks down the corridor and answers the door. “We’d like to talk to you about that church of Jesus Christ,” comes a voice. “BYE!” calls Tom down from the kitchen. Kate collapses in giggles. “Er. I don’t think we’re really the kind of people you want to be talking to,” she says with a smile. Tom walks down the corridor towards the front door. “Do you know anyone around here who would be interested in taking Christ into their hearts?” asks an earnest voice. “Most of our friends are Satanists, I’m afraid.” says Tom patiently. We close the door.