I’ve got paid. Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I haven’t seen any income for over a month – nothing. I’ve been living past my overdraft facility – paying fees left, right and centre. I don’t actually have a lot of cash, because of troubling things like rent and bills – but I’m getting closer to equilibrium. Should I buy myself a present to celebrate? Money. Actual money. Money cash. Cash Money. Bizarre. I fear ‘gay romantic comedy’ The Broken Hearts Club may have to be mine. Wooo.