You know I’m completely sure that it’s Max’s birthday around here somewhere. Can’t get it out of my head that it was around here sometime. He’s probably about twenty-two now. Hmmm. Never mind. Corny’s birthday in a week, Kate’s in two weeks. My brother’s birthday was two weeks ago. My mother’s birthday was four weeks ago. I’m sure there are other ones lurking around the place as well. Birthday hell is come upon us.