Ivan Massow – cute but dim…?

So now Ivan Massow, an old friend of has gone and done something else controversial. Presumably bored after converting from the Conservatives to Labour, unsatisfied by the controversy concerning the appointment of a financial advisor as Chairman of the ICA, tired of starting and stopping businesses – some successful, some not, bored of being interviewed by Attitude magazine, exhausted by the maintenance of the stream running through his kitchen (apparently) and (more to the point) frustrated by the lack of publicity arising from his resolute refusal to pay for any of the drinks on the few times I’ve met him out in London (even when I was unemployed), he’s now decided to slam conceptual artists. He’s a funny chap. Cute though.