An afternoon's MP3 playlist: Michael

An afternoon’s MP3 playlist:

Michael Jackson – “Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough”, B*Witched – “Hey Mickey”, Jamiroquai – “Deeper Underground”, Britney Spears – “Oops! I did it again”, David Bowie – “Boys Keep Swinging”, Grace Jones – “Pull Up To The Bumper”, Death in Vegas – “Dirge”, Lauren Hill – “Doo Wop (That Thing)”, PJ Harvey – “Good Fortune”, Tom Jones & Stereophonics – “Mama Told Me Not To Come”, Menswear – “Daydreamer”, Ben Folds – “Rockin’ the Suburbs”, EMF – “Unbelievable”, Limp Bizkit – “Rollin'”, Madonna – “Music”, David Bowie – “Let’s Dance”, Depeche Mode – “I Feel Loved”, Prince – “Raspberry Beret”, Nancy Sinatra – “These Boots Were Made For Walkin'”, Daft Punk – “Superheroes”, Charlatans – “Love is the Key”, Daft Punk – “Da Funk”, David Bowie – “Modern Love”, Ike and Tina Turner – “Nutbush City Limits”, Spice Girls – “Who do you think you are?”, Dockers – “To Vuo Fo L’Americano”, S Club 7 – “Don’t Stop Movin'”, New Order – “Blue Monday 88”, Weezer – “Crab”, Hole – “Awful”, Salt n Pepa – “Push It”, ABBA – “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!”, Primitives – “Crash”, Death in Vegas – “Aisha”, Blondie – “Maria”, Smiths – “How Soon is Now?”, Destiny’s Child – “Bootylicious”.

Now answer me this – am I a cool hipster with a hint of trash or a trash glamster with a touch of cool? I can’t decide, I really can’t….