I think I'll post one

I think I’ll post one thing today that’s not related to colonic irrigation. Just the one. Then we can all go on with the poo-fest. Today’s game of the day is Make your own mugshot – if you fancy seeing my deluded self impression of myself (it’s terrible – I look ten years younger, three stone lighter and much more like David Bowie than is actually the case) then just do a search for a face named ‘Tom Coates’. My version of Davo has already inspired pointing and laughing from the Brit-bloggers, so maybe I’m just no good at it. If you feel like doing a version of me (or yourself), then please feel free! I’ll mention the best ones on the site…