It's a Right-Rockin' Royal Jubilee!

Ricky Martin’s going disco-crazy, Brian May’s gone guitar-axe-psycho, there are bemused royals all over the place and an S Club member who ate all the pies. There’s humour from Lenny Henry, an audience of 200 million people and later in the evening – Rod Stewart (*gasp*), Queen (*not that one*), Tony Bennett (*he’s still alive?!*), resident evil Annie Lennox and thirteen thousand teen sensations. It’s a right rockin’ royal TV jubilee sensation and no mistake. Gawd bless ya Ma’am and your incredibly privileged family too…