I don’t have gay spending habits. This is the only assumption that I can come to. After going diligently through all of Amazon.co.uk and adding and rating all the things that I own, the DVD recommendations page for ‘Erotica’ shamelessly tells me that I need a DVD which will explain how I could better pleasure a woman. In my experience pleasuring a woman actually isn’t that hard – a Selfridges voucher normally works quite well. It’s quite satisfying to see videos called The Lover’s Guide – What Women Want and click firmly on the little button underneath that reads ‘not interested’!