What's crap about the web…

You know what’s crap about the web? People no longer propogate my memes when they’re really shit, just because I tell them to. What’s that about? Jeez, people. How often do I have to explain this relationship to you? I write dumb crap up here every day, and you’re supposed to do my bidding without question in return. It’s not bloody difficult! Shall I write it down for you in capital letters on little bits of paper you can carry with you?