Oompa Loompa

I’ve had the tune in my head all day and I haven’t been able to get rid of it – so why the hell not just give in to those darker impulses – why not revel in the wisdom of tacky inappropriately-amusing over-moralising tiny badly-painted people?

Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it’s repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long…