Sex is a bit shit really…

08/29/2002

Ok. Sex. I mean – why? I mean, let’s be honest – It’s a bit shit isn’t it. I mean it’s not like computers? It’s all unreliable and irritating. Ok maybe it’s like computers running Windows… People only pretend to like it anyway so they can fit in. It’s like Eastenders. No one wants to watch it, but if they don’t, how the hell are they going to have anything to talk about at dinner parties? Sex is exactly the same. And I don’t watch Eastenders. PS. Anyone who decides to burst my bubble on this one is going to get a smack…