No! No! It's a sin against television!

This will mean nothing to the people who come here to read rambling usability articles, or stuff on social software – or even the few people who come to hear me ramble on about what happens after-hours. This will only make the slightest sense to those few people in the world who are obsessed with Fame Academy, or more specifically Ainslie. Will the world please explain to me how David, the self-satisfied little pop tramp with a potential career as long as his butt-hair could possibly beat Ainslie? I mean, sure… Ainslie can’t really sing in tune that well… And yes, he has a tendency to get all worked up and run around like a lunatic, and coat himself in mud, and hide in cupboards… But at least he’s not a wanker?