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On the Geography of the Bloggies…

Soon it will be time for the annual Bloggies – the weblog equivalent of the Oscars (voted for by the community that makes them, heavily slanted towards blockbuster-sites that get bums on seats, vaguely ridiculous and highly entertaining). The best mock fights are always around the Best Poof category (which I won once a long, long time ago), particularly when Sparky or Ernie are in the game. This year – however – I will be heavily promoting Trash Addict for that particular dubious honour.

Anyway, the standard debate around categories will start emerging shortly, so I just thought I’d get my thoughts in on the localisation issues quickly and early and see what people thought. Currently they’re organised roughly like this:

  • Best Asian
  • Best American
  • Best Antipodean (Australia and New Zealand)
  • Best Canadian
  • Best European / African
  • Best Latin American

There seem to be a few problems with his grouping to me – firstly there’s no category for the Middle East, and I think this year that’s going to be a more obvious omission than ever given Salam Pax and all the webloggers around Iraq and Israel. Secondly, having separate categories for Antipodean, Canadian and American weblogs, but not one for British/Irish ones seems rather random considering that both Canada and Australia/NZ have much smaller populations in general and smaller weblogging communities in particular than the UK and Ireland. And finally, the grouping of Europe with Africa seems to make the possibility of Africa weblogs becoming seen rather unlikely. So here’s my proposed reworking:

  • Best American or Canadian
  • Best British or Irish
  • Best Australian or New Zealand
  • Best African
  • Best Asian / Far Eastern
  • Best European (non UK/Ireland)
  • Best Latin American
  • Best Middle Eastern

It’s two more categories than last year, but it seems more convincing to me. Any thoughts / contributions / suggestions / improvements / comments?

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On the genesis of two ways of seeing the world…

So I’m sitting in the BBC canteen in Broadcasting House with one Matthew Webb, who is (I fear) the husband part of our particular TV husband-and-wife Research and Development team. I say that because he sits really quietly and reads things and grunts while I freak out about stuff and try and kick him under the table. In this particular aspect – as in many others – it feels much like my parent’s marriage (except with heated and even occasionally productive debates about social software, recommendations engines and the like).

Anyway, he’s unusually chatty on this day and I think I’m being unusually stoic and calm. I’m tucking into a slab of over-cooked BBC roast-pork with mixed vegetables that have been boiled into submission while he’s chomping on some kind of grey-looking sandwich from the shop that doesn’t have the scary woman with the thrusting money-demanding hand at the cash-till. I’m probably using a plastic knife because they never have any metal knives – my theory being that with the BBC’s internal politics (in other departments, obviously) being what it is, a metal knife would simply prove too much of a temptation. And – while we look out over the bright panorama of London towards the distant hills of Hampstead, across the emptiness of Regent’s Park – Matt starts talking about fog, the diffraction of light (I’m not a physics graduate, so apologies if that makes no sense) and the possibilities of enormous hovering spherical mirrors.

And it was in this fashion that I became witness to the genesis of an UpsideClown story that oozes Borges and Ong called: The Mirrored Spheres of Patagonia. Since Matt and I talked initially, he took his story seed and doused it liberally in Gro-fast, psycho-tropic substances, a small amount of cat-pee from an animal with prostate difficulty and had it bitten by a passing radio-active spider. Or so I can only deduce from its scale, complexity and total disconnection from traditional human forms of communication. A choice excerpt follows:

“The basis for Patagonian civilisation, the discovery that turned a relatively simple agricultural community towards greater and greater complexity, was the perfection of their science of optics. Every citizen carried a telescope, and at intervals in their cities vast mirrored spheres were winched into the air. Smaller spheres were placed outside windows, and similar ones inside all rooms and scattered in all public places. Strung between cities and villages were magnifying lenses, repeaters, also winched up. From what we’re told it seems that this infrastructure allowed any citizen – from anywhere – to view any other point in the empire.”

At which point I can only say that my competing ideology – that we should bio-engineer human beings to produce nano-enhanced packet-switching uber-networked skin-flakes that were able to sense the nature of the thing they were adjacent to and capable of determining their three-dimensional location in space with relation to nearby flakes with the effect of producing an accurate and 3-D explorable model of the world and all its surfaces that could tell you what and where everything was at any given moment of the day or night – was significantly more fun. And moreover (you will note with respect) had the advantage of not defying any major laws of physics and helping you determine which parts of the world were particularly in need of a hoover.

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On the subject of cheese…

This may sound like a bit of an advert, but frankly I don’t care. You have to be able to express joy in the things you like – I think – whether they be commercial or not. Only let me say that I have received no money or free merchandising for the following glowing endorsement. None at all. Not even the tiniest sliver of perfectly ripe brie…

Every year shortly before Christmas I pop into Neal’s Yard Dairy and get a selection of cheeses to take up to my family in Norfolk. It’s become a bit of a ritual. There’s something really primal and satisfying about bringing food back for a significant meal – particularly one so associated with the winter solstice and the rebirth of the sun (oh and all that Christian stuff I guess). So to do my part, I go into Covent Garden’s most well-stocked and sensually stimulating shop, sample a dozen cheeses (they’ll let you try everything) and then buy a representative sample.

This sounds more like an advert than I’d feared, but let me continue anyway… The wonderful staff will recommend the Stilton that’ll be at its best at exactly the right time, they’ll tell you how to store your cheese (FYI: in a cellar or on a window-ledge – not in the fridge because it’ll dry it out) and they’ll even label each perfectly paper-wrapped block of cheese you buy – so that you can order them again or look them up later in your favourite cheese tome (I bought my father a book of cheese so that he can investigate the whole issue in more detail – I believe it’s been a tremendous success). In a nutshell – it’s one of the most pleasant experiences of my year and I heartily recommend it. Plug over. Well, nearly…

It occurs to me that this is an ideal topic for a random poll, so here we go: What’s your favourite cheese?

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Why has the cheese returned?

A weekend without my beautiful Powerbook means lots of time to sort out my disasterous financial / bill-paying / mounds of paper situation. This – in turn – means that some forms of music television have become an essential part of my life. Which means in turn that I’m being exposed to what seems to me to be a ludicrous excess of Christmas singles. Like dozens of them! Way more than normal. The other day I wrote about the The Darkness’ effort but it’s far far far from alone. Check out this highly inexhaustive list:

And that’s just the ones with explicitly Christmas themes (and doesn’t include blatant Christmas-mongering attempts like the Ozzy/Kelly Osbourne atrocity). So I wonder to myself? Why is this Christmas so poptastic? Is there some kind of correlation between the perceived redundancy of the music industry and a prevalence of these cheesy singles? Or does it correlate to anxiety about the state of the world? Or is it a sign of complacency? Or are we all just incredibly naff? Thoughts on a postcard please (and let me know if I’ve missed any of the little bastards)…

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Farewell, my lovely…

And so with a deep sigh I have consigned my beautiful Powerbook (which has been with me a such a very little time) back to the welcoming arms of Mother Apple. My child needs to be fixed. The strange mottling blotchiness of his screen had become worse and worse as the days passed by until they resembled nothing so much as a pair of staring blank eyes – evil eyes – that hovered in front of every piece of work I did, every movie I watched, every e-mail I sent. It’s so difficult with beautiful computers – you love them (like a child), training and working with them until you operate as one (like a family) until eventually they betray you (like a child all over again). But when they turn sour that good feeling stays with you for longer – it’s so difficult to do what must be done but do it you must. They must be sent off to faraway scientists who’ll open them up with strange devices, rooting around in everything that makes them what they are and forcing their silicon biology back to standards that their parents can live with. They must be brought back to civilised behaviour whatever the cost.

Data may be lost – I accept that. The Powerbook that I gave to the rather nice-looking man from UPS may not feel or be quite the same when it returns. It will have been changed, fixed, broken and reformed. But when it returns it will work – and work it must – for I have typing to do.

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On The Guts of a New Machine (Aside)

One thing that I noticed for the first time today was the distinct similarity between the navigational style of the iPod and the horizontal-hierarchy menu-driven interface to Tivos. Is there a memetic forebear to both of these that I’m unfamiliar with, or is this simply an emerging standard in navigating through libraries of content when you only have a few physical buttons and real-life interface elements to deal with?

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On The Guts of a New Machine (Part Two)

My second response to a chunk in The New York Times article The Guts of a New Machine concerns the comments of Rob Glaser from RealNetworks. You can read my first response (on rapid design processes) here.

Three visions of Apple & the music player market in five years:

Nor will music bought through Apple’s store play on any rival device. This means Apple is, again, competing against a huge number of players across multiple business segments, who by and large will support one another’s products and services. In light of this, says one of those competitors, Rob Glaser, founder and C.E.O. of RealNetworks, ”It’s absolutely clear now why five years from now, Apple will have 3 to 5 percent of the player market.”

It’s an interesting position this, but I wonder if it’s true. I mean, the iTunes Music Store has clearly been a bit of a success in the States, even if it’s not going to topple retail CD sales any time particularly soon. An awful lot of people already have tracks from it, and – given Pepsi’s deal to buy and give away 100 million tracks and MacDonald’s rumoured deal for a further billion – a hell of a lot of other people are going to join them pretty soon. It seems clear that if Apple sell or distribute that number of tracks during this early period then it’ll help them sell iPods straightaway. And later it should have an equally positive effect when people come to replaced their devices – the retention levels should be directly improved as a result. At least this much seems obvious – the more tracks you own, the more you then have to lose by transferring to a player that can’t read them.

Now that’s already a different sense of the future than that held (in public) by Rob Glasner. And it doesn’t take a genius to try and push that a bit further. Given the scale of their lead, you could easily argue that the possibility exists for Apple to create de facto bought-music standard that is attached exclusively to their products. They’ll have a lock-in. At which point the question emerges – how long is it in their best interests to maintain it?

Now, I’ve painted a fairly rosy picture of Apple’s use of DRM and non-device-independent music files so far, but there are clearly disadvantages as well. History has shown us (with a few notable exceptions) that unless consumers and companies have little or no choice about whether to use them – things based on non-proprietary and vaguely open standards seem destined to ‘win’ in the long-term. They’ll get used on the most devices and in the most interesting and dynamic (and obviously inexpensive) ways. In fact just last year I was arguing that Apple’s resurgence was a direct result of steering away from this kind of proprietary activity (Apple and the Pirate Everyman). Their moves towards open standards seemed to be based around creating the best hardware and software for exploiting the (perhaps problematic / perhaps not) confusions and collapses around intellectual property.

But of course there’s no reason why the style of DRM’d AAC that Apple use couldn’t be subsequently opened up as an available format for use in other devices. And I don’t doubt that if there was an economic rationale for doing something like that then they’d do it in a heart-beat. Say – for example – the restrictions were stopping more people buying the devices than they were retaining. So with that in mind, here are two more very very lightly-sketched out possibilities for Apple’s future treatment of their DRM’d non-device-independent AAC format:

(1) Apple have leveraged their current dominance in legal downloads and players into a technology that they (perhaps) license to other players resulting in a situation like with plugins or (kind of) like Microsoft OS’s, where almost no music player in the world can afford not to pay to play Apple Music Store tracks (compensating for the corresponding loss in iPod sales). (2) They just open the doors to other companies building players that can play Apple Music Store tracks. There are clearly technology issues around both of these issues (like – I believe – the way that the sale and subsequent approval of Music Store tracks are handled over the internet direct with Apple. But fundamentally, I can see no reason why the current chain between track and player could not subsequently be broken (or reinforced) according to the needs of the market.

Importantly, I’m not going to articulate my position on whether Apple’s DRM-based, non-player-independent approach to the selling of music is the right or most moral one. If you find these issues interesting, then Jim Griffin and Cory Doctorow have a lot to say about it in a variey of places, including in the Aula Exposure book.

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On The Guts of a New Machine (Part One)

I’ve been reading The Guts of a New Machine, the latest (and longest) article on the iPod perpetrated by the New York Times. It’s an interesting article that does the journalistic job of covering a variety of angles well while trying to find some unifying theme – but that makes commenting on it in general almost impossible. It itself has no thesis – no argument to make. So instead of addressing the piece as a whole I’m just going to jot down a few thoughts that occurred to me as I read specific chunks. I’m going to do this in multiple posts as it should make commenting more practical.

On rapid product development and coherent product vision

“The iPod came together in somewhere between six and nine months, from concept to market, and its coherence as a product given the time frame and the number of variables is astonishing. Jobs and company are still correct when they point to that coherence as key to the iPod’s appeal; and the reality of technical innovation today is that assembling the right specialists is critical to speed, and speed is critical to success.”

This chunk of the article (not a quote from anyone) interested me, because of the perceived dislocation between speed, the right staff and coherence. The process seems to me to have been successful in producing something coherent and clean almost because of its brevity. In my experience, three months is about as long as you can reliably expect any individual person to care about their part of the project more than they care about anything else – even if they’re given total free space not to have to think about anything else (multi-tasking is the evil enemy of creativity in my opinion). Only clear delineations between stages in a project (and strong management over those transitions) can really help maintain people’s levels of constructive engagement if you need a project to go any longer.

When I see the iPod and hear the time it took to think through it, I can almost smell the initial back-to-basics workshops, the brainstorming around what MP3 players could and should be at their core. You can feel the desire to understand something – grasp a vision – and the reason that sensation still sits at the heart of the thing is that there wasn’t enough time for that vision to erode before it got to market. The iPod’s design to me isn’t really about simplicity or coherence at all, it’s about getting to the essence of the thing and sparsely sketching it out without letting the cruft or baroque tendencies unfold. Where human beings are involved, design is a process in time, and the quality of that design can be affected directly by too-little time, too-much time, and not know what to do with the time you have.

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On the Guardian weblog competition…

I promised myself I wouldn’t comment on the Guardian’s Weblog Award this year, as my opinions last year caused a good few fights and didn’t really seem to do that much good in the end. Some people entered and didn’t have a problem with it, others did have a problem with it and didn’t enter. This year they’d made more of an effort I thought, and although I still didn’t really agree with it, I thought it churlish to comment. But really, they’ve been so ungracious about the whole thing!

Firstly the (in person) absolutely charming Simon Waldman wrote of the – fairly reasonable difference of opinion that we had last year:

“Within hours, the blogging community was talking about it – good and bad, but mostly bad. There was outrage that anyone, let alone a newspaper, should sit in judgment on blogs. There were conspiracies that it was just a devious plan to get traffic on Guardian Unlimited (as if we needed it). We thought we were simply launching a competition: at times, it felt more like we were dropping a hand grenade into a hornet’s nest.”

But rather than accepting that the people who protested might have had a good point (particularly given that they actually wrote to UKBloggers saying that they’d taken many of the previous year’s comments into account) instead he decided to declare any dissent to be the product of a hardcore bunch of grumblers (the line is:”The original hardcore blogging community is still there, and still vociferous”) while suggesting that while that’s happening, alongside “every month, thousands of others are trying their hand at this unique publishing form”. The latter group – of course – being prime candidates for a little pat on the head from the nation’s favourite (and indeed, my favourite) left-wing newspaper.

It’s a shame, then, that the evidence from the ground is less rosy – and that even some of the people who liked the Guardian competition last year are coming to feel at least slightly less comfortable with it a year later (cf. Naked Blog). But that’s not the end of it. First we had the rather self-congratulatory, but not particularly annoying assumption that all webloggers at this weekend’s Christmas party would be all of a fluster about the competition which Meg then entertainingly lampooned, followed by another snipey post on the Guardian’s weblog about the whole thing.

Now look – the whole thing’s pretty trivial, but let’s make one thing clear. It is not an obvious fact that weblog competitions like this are good things, and it’s certainly not an obvious fact that belittling the opinions of people who disagree with you – when you’re supposed to be a national paper and rather above that kind of thing – is that brilliant an idea either. So I’ve felt compelled to write this rather stuffy e-mail to the Guardian about it (after a rather muffled grump directed at Mr Waldman earlier didn’t do much good) – just to kind of make it clear that the whole point of the exercise is to encourage people to express their opinions, not throw the Guardian’s 800lb Gorilla at anyone who doesn’t hold the same views!

Jane! Really! The thing about the competition that people get cross about is that it feels like colonisation rather than reward! We’re actually going to meet our friends and our peers and stuff and we arranged it and we’re mostly pretty much looking forward to it. A good proportion of us resent the implication that we’re all going to spend the time giggling like twelve-year-olds and puzzling about who’ll win the prize in a competition that we don’t really think gets the point of the whole things in the first place.

I mean, you’re talking as if the people who have weblogs are all desperate fame-starved teenagers publishing magazine-like columns to try and get acclaim and publicity. Even the people who have entered – and I mean no offense to them because if you don’t have a problem with it, then you may as well go after the cash – probably aren’t seriously thinking about gossiping at length, getting hysterical and fainting at the merest thought of the thing. There are many professional people who are using them to connect with their industries or their peers, families who are talking to their relatives abroad – it’s not like the press, bits of it are like hanging out with friends or peers!
For many of us the Guardian competition is a well-intentioned but clumsy stab at trying to do something that promotes weblogs, but actually isn’t really that relevant /or/ exciting.And if you’re really trying to support and promote them, then making sarcastic comments about the kind of things they post about probably isn’t the best way!

Tom

See also: Mo Morgan’s “Less of a bloody stupid idea”

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The Great British Christmas Single is reborn…

If I confess to a soft-spot for the Darkness, you won’t come around my house and stab me in the eyes with the sharpened plectrums of proper rock will you? I mean, obviously they’re a bit of a novelty act, but at least they look like they’re enjoying themselves. Of course, on occasion the more cynical and disenfranchised dribbling fool might suggest that maybe they’re going a little too far. As evidence for their ludicrous case, they might point at the creation and release of a Christmas single (the elegantly named Christmas Time: Don’t Let The Bell’s End) complete with lace-up-trousers/laser-gun video action… But they’re wrong goddamit! Wrong! It’s bloody art! And I will be there with my crusty notes at my local Our Price on December 15th desperate for my very own copy…