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Is it wrong for a homosexualist to heavily identify with Bruce Springsteen? I think it must be.

It’s difficult for me to justify my current enthusiasm for Bruce Springsteen. He’s hardly the firmest young boyband dominated Gayland, nor is he the current hipster dance music sensation that the digiterati are wolfing down. And he’s so entirely unrepresentative of the music that I normally listen to. But there’s something strangely compelling about it…

I get up in the evening,
And I ain’t got nothing to say,
I come home in the morning,
I go to bed feeling the same way.
I ain’t nothing but tired,
Man I’m just tired and bored with myself.
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help…

You can’t start a fire,
You can’t start a fire without a spark,
This gun’s for hire,
Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.

Message keeps getting clearer,
Radio’s on and I’m moving ’round my place,
I check my look in the mirror,
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face.
Man I ain’t getting nowhere,
Just living in a dump like this.
There’s something happening somewhere.
Baby I just know that there is…

You can’t start a fire,
You can’t start a fire without a spark,
This gun’s for hire,
Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.

You sit around getting older.
There’s a joke here somewhere and it’s on me,
I’ll shake this world off my shoulders.
Come on baby the laugh’s on me…

Stay on the streets of this town,
And they’ll be carving you up all right.
They say you gotta stay hungry,
Hey baby, I’m just about starving tonight.
I’m dying for some action,
I’m sick of sitting ’round here trying to write this book,
I need a love reaction,
Come on now baby, gimme just one look.

You can’t start a fire,
Sitting ’round crying over a broken heart,
This gun’s for hire,
Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.
You can’t start a fire,
Worrying about your little world falling apart,
This gun’s for hire,
Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.
Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.

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Not the Best British Blog (part er… thousand)

Because the deadline for entries has now passed, I’ve temporarily dropped the ‘Not the Best’ box down to the bottom of the page. When the winner is announced, I’ll bounce it back up to the top for a few more days before we all move on to more interesting and dynamic new projects…

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Unable to comment on our own revolution?

There’s an article in Internet Magazine this month about weblogs and weblogging which starts with these words…

Weblogging – what’s it all about? A bunch of losers prattling on about what they had for breakfast and pretending they found links that Memepool unearthed eons ago? Or the new hope, coming up from the grassroots, for a Web counterculture that’s finding itself increasingly drowned out by large corporations? Don’t know? Want to find out more? Then read this survey of the blogging world by Kim Gilmour. [Their emphases]

Let’s get the stuff that might undermine my argument out in the open straightaway. Yes – I found this article because someone e-mailed me about it. Yes, there is a screenshot of plasticbag.org in it. And yes, plasticbag.org is listed in the section called Essential Blogs as well, along with Microcontent News, BlackbeltJones.com, Megnut, Scripting News, Swish Cottage, Not.So.Soft and Wil Wheaton Dot Net. I don’t think this is particularly relevant to what I’m going to be talking about – but you may disagree.

Right. Back to the beginning then. Let’s look at that opening paragraph for a moment. Firstly let’s take issue with the site that’s mentioned prominently – in fact let’s point out that Memepool is in fact a weblog. It may be a weblog pioneer that predated blogger, but it remains a weblog. This is just a minor gripe. I have no major issue here.

More interesting is the statement about weblogs as the ‘last, best hope’ against ‘large corporations’. And here’s where the irony of the whole article comes very clearly into focus. Because as you read the article – which (among other things) ostensibly is describing how personal publishing is a work of resistance by the little guy against the homogeneity of mainstream media – it becomes very clear very quickly that the only people that they’ve talked to for this article are representatives of corporations, business and mainstream media. And all of these representatives have some kind of vested interest in weblogs and weblogging. In fact while the emap publication talks a lot about the utility of weblogging, the fun of weblogging, even the egos of webloggers at no point does it believe that webloggers have the intelligence or authority to actually have a legitimate opinion about their medium.

This is probably the right point to drag in our old friend Simon Waldman from the Guardian, who in fact does have a weblog of his own, although it’s hardly what he’s known best for. Simon is very definitely a weblog enthusiast, someone I don’t believe is interested in ‘exploiting’ weblogs, and someone who earnestly believes in the power of the revolution in personal publishing. Interestingly he’s also the man behind the Guardian’s Best British Weblog Award. And he’s also the man that in our recent debate said this:

“This competition is the result of our respect for the movement, not an attempt to appropriate it. We would no more try and appropriate blogging than we’d try to herd cats, juggle jelly and push water uphill at the same time.”

Now I’m more interested in gesturing towards the attitude of the writer of the article than I am at Simon. But nonetheless, for someone who states publically that he doesn’t want to appropriate blogging to be quoted or referenced seven times during the article – talking about everything from the nature of weblogs as democratic publishing through to the ethics of impartiality online – seems more than a little ironic. I don’t want to pick on Simon, because if he’s been asked for his opinion then why on earth shouldn’t he give it, but not once are the questions of integrity, pretensions to journalism, cliquey-ness etc ever addressed to the people who are in the best position to comment – political webloggers, personal webloggers, warbloggers, techbloggers.

In fact if we collate the people who are quoted in the article (in a ‘for this article’ way rather than the scant quarter sentences ripped off from someone’s site) we come up with this:

  • Simon Walden Seven mentions
    The director of digital publishing at Guardian Online has his own weblog, certainly. But I don’t think he’d consider it unfair if I said that he was far from an expert on webloggia.

  • Evan Williams Seven mentions
    One of the earliest webloggers to use Blogger – but essentially interviewed because he was one of the creators of the software in the early Pyra days.

  • Steve Browbrick Two mentions
    Steve is the founder of Another.com, a site which does web-based e-mail. His presence in the article is completely unexplained.

  • Rob Taylor Two mentions
    The developer of a weblog comments system.

So here’s my conclusion, and this isn’t true either of all publishers (the Guardian is a welcome exception here) or mainstream media groups, but I think it is true of many. Despite their protestations to the contrary, most mainstream publishers who say that weblogs represent a new democratising of the media still lapse into talking to figures with substantial ‘authority’ in the ‘real world’ rather than webloggers themselves. It seems that even though we represent a ‘counterculture that’s finding itself increasingly drowned out by large corporations’, the mainstream media is still more prepared to go to representatives of these businesses and corporations when they want an opinion about personal publishing. It seems that when talking about personal publishing, mainstream media still doesn’t credit webloggers with the intelligence, integrity or ability to even comment on their own revolution…

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On putting on an old suit…

There’s nothing that reminds you more about the evolving (expanding) nature of your own body like an old suit. I only have one suit – it’s a lovely brown/grey number that I got when I first moved to London five or six years ago. At the time it was a snug fit, but over the years snug appears to have become closer to vacuum packing than clothing. I wouldn’t mind so much if it was a development forward, but it appears to be a development sideways, which is very much the last thing I was expecting… If it continues at this pace I’m going to be infinitely wide and just as deep as I always was. I’ll be like a huge huge two foot thick piece of man-paper. And then nothing will fit me. The shame, the shame…

So here it is, me in my suit with the worst tie in the world, busting out all over with some of the most ludicrous hair I’ve ever managed to cultivate. Sigh.

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How gay is Captain Nice?

How gay is Captain Nice? He’s my hero… (courtesy of TVParty.com)

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Trivia about Bryan Adams

Interesting fact: In the summer of 1969, Bryan Adams was precisely nine years old.

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Buffy: Once More With Feeling (available on Amazon.com not .co.uk)

Very little to say about about this except that you can’t get it in the UK yet… Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling.

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Guardian "Best British Weblog" closes today

Whatever my personal opinions of the prize – the Guardian’s “Best British Weblog” prize closes today. Good luck to everyone who entered! I secretly want Matt to win (nobody knows that though – don’t spread it around) because I think he’d be completely surprised and geniunely touched. But whoever wins, enjoy it! (And to anyone who thinks that they might win, go and read Meg’s piece and make sure that your house is in order before everything goes ballistic.) Raise your glasses one and all to the wonders of Webloggia!

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A fascinating piece on the relationship between orality and literacy and journal-writing…

“Even in a personal diary addressed to myself I must fictionalize the addressee. Indeed, the diary demands, in a way, the maximum fictionalizing of the utterer and the addressee. Writing is always a kind of imitation talking, and in a diary I therefore am pretending that I am talking to myself. But I never really talk this way to myself. Nor could I without writing or indeed without print. The personal diary is a very late literary form, in effect unknown until the seventeenth century (Boerner 1969). The kind of verbalized solipsistic reveries it implies are a product of consciousness as shaped by print culture. And for which self am I writing? Myself today? As I think I will be ten years from now? As I hope I will be? For myself as I imagine myself or hope others may imagine me? Questions such as this can and do fill diary writers with anxieties and often enough lead to discontinuation of diaries. The diarist can no longer live with his or her fiction. ” (Orality and Literacy, Walter J Ong, Routledge1982)

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"That link again, it's Mr Kottke…"

Thanks to Neal, Nico, Steve and Grant (among others) for pointing out how useless and inexpert a wannabe web savant I am. The post in which Jason prostitutes himself for a few hundred dollars worth of fine fine Apple product is here.