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Aimee Mann returns (and no one saw fit to tell me about it)…

I don’t know what’s worse – that Aimee Mann should have just released a new album or that no one saw fit to mention it to me. If I wasn’t such a crumbling wreck of proto-senility of course, then I’d have known about it etherically, like all “young people” do about the things they care about. Aimee Mann’s always been a bit of a guilty pleasure for me – the icon of the emotional and insecure female singer-songwriter being a bit of a Big Gay Cliché and everything. But over time I’ve come to accept that you’re allowed to listen to music like this and still retain some grasp on your masculinity if you balance it with a good heady dose of the Sex Pistols, The Pixies and some relatively hardcore dance stuff. Quite how this meshes with my current Bobby Darin obsession escapes me…

In related linkage, it’s worth checking out Aimee Mann’s new site – it’s all a bit Flash-heavy, but it’s quite stylish and includes large amounts of well-assembled audio clips and the like – plus it looks (although I don’t believe it is) partially designed by Daniel Clowes of “Ghost World” fame.

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Utterly mercenary Tom wants some fucking cash for all his hard goddam work…

I can’t find the link or I’d post it. If Jason had a search box it would have been easier to find. But I know that it’s true. I know it. I remember it clearly – Jason asking someone to sponsor his site in exchange for an iBook. Now I once won an Anti-Bloggie (apologies for Google cache version) for being an unbearably mercenary and foul human being that craved money with a passion. But if that’s so true, how come I never thought of getting people to paypal me donations (see related Wired news article) to buy myself a laptop with? I mean, there was a time last year when I was going to auction off dates with myself on ebay to pay the water bills. I’m supposed to be shameless. Well anyway, I’ve bloody thought about it now and no mistake… Keep watching the skies.

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No more songs about letters…

I bought an album by the Bangles when I as about fifteen in the late eighties, and it had a song on it called “Return Post”. And I listened to it again the other day for the first time in ages and it occurred to me that it’s probably one of the very last songs of its kind – a song about love letters and the postal service. It will no longer make any sense at all in a few years time… Read the lyrics

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Five search requests from the last five hours…

There are many ways to find a site. These are some of the ways that people found mine in the last few hours…

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Subjective Best British Weblog (after kevan.org)

Inspired by kevan.org‘s comment about the Guardian award: “The whole thing seems dangerously adjacent to a World’s Greatest X mug – pointless when presented by a panel of strangers, but quite meaningful and interesting if someone I know is explaining their reasoning. So I’m hereby forging meme #1 of the Subjective Best British Weblog competition, inviting people to nominate their current favourite and tell the world why. No prizes or vote-tallying, just a meaningful signpost to somewhere worth going.” Agreed!

Unfortunately my subjective Best British Weblog is a secret one that a friend maintains and that I’m not allowed to link to. But my second favourite is probably interconnected.org – mainly because Matt writes things that often are just beyond my technical expertise, and he’s almost never flippant or clumsy with language, but thinks through what he wants to say carefully and thoroughly. But most importantly because he’s got a kind of weird visionary streak that means that you pick up on some of the frantic energy that motivates him through his writing and it helps you think more imaginatively as well… And as far as I’m concerned, that’s what it’s all about…

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On the pronunciation of Ancient Greek…

I spent years learning Ancient Greek at University. If challenged I can spout off the first few lines of Euripides’ Bacchae (my favourite tragedy) in a deep and rolling voice – a suitable voice for the god Dionysus who speaks them. But of course no one really completely knows for certain what it sounded like when it was spoken out loud… People have researched phonemes and attempted to reconstruct accents and pitch and rhythms from the intensive application of philology, but no one really knows. Still, it’s fascinating to listen to some of the examples you can find on the net. Here’s some Homer (Iliad 18, 39-96), some Aeschylus (Agamemnon 503-537) and some Plato (Symposium 172ff) from this site, which also includes some astonishingly weirdly assembled Ancient Greek Music. And all because I wanted to know whether ‘noos’ was pronounced ‘no’os’ or ‘noose’.

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This is 'not the best' blog in Britain

Did you decide not to enter the Guardian’s weblog competition? If you didn’t, then why not participate in the Not the best project – a small pod list of people who decided not to take part for whatever reason. You can stick the pod on your site really easily, and if you didn’t enter and want to be listed on it then you can do that too. Have fun with it…

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Personal Publishing

The "Not the Best Weblog" Project

What is it?

The “Not the Best” project is really simple. It’s a tiny piece of code that post or stick in your template that will add the “Not the Best” box onto your site. The box includes a link to every British weblogger who decided not to participate in the Guardian’s Best British Blog competition. If you didn’t enter and you send in your site’s URL, we’ll add it to the box and it’ll be updated on everyone’s sites immediately.

How do I add the box to my site?

Here’s the code you need to cut and paste… You can put it on your site as a normal post in your weblog, or you can add it to your template. Whatever makes you feel most comfortable…

<script language="javascript" src="http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/bestbritishblog.js"> </script>

Here’s what it looks like at the moment…

What are the benefits to me?

On one side it gives you a chance to say publically and to the most number of people: ‘Best British Blog – not for me’. But more positively it also means that everyone gets to meet other people who feel the same way as them. And it might introduce new people to your weblog…

Why are you doing it again?

When the Guardian announced that it was going to run the Best British Weblog competition there were a wide variety of reactions. Some people were delighted and entered immediately. Others thought it was a slightly weird idea and entered anyway, others (like myself) thought it hadn’t really been thought through properly and wasn’t necessarily a good thing for webloggers and weblogging in general.

As we approach the announcement of the winner of the award it seems like the perfect time to celebrate some of the curmudgeons and grumps that (for whatever reason) decided not to play… And to waggle a friendly nose-finger at the Guardian in the process as well. Hence the “Not the Best” project…

But before I go any further I think it’s only fair to make it clear that anyone who has entered should feel that they have all of our best wishes. Good luck to you in the competition! And well done in advance if you should win. This isn’t about making other webloggers feel bad in any way.

Everyone who didn’t enter the competition had a different reason for doing so. Some people just thought they didn’t really have a chance of winning. Which is valid! Some just felt uncomfortable competing, others thought it was a popularity contest, some just didn’t understand the criteria that you could use to judge this kind of thing. Whatever your reason for not entering – altruistic, idealistic, jaded, bored or forgetful – you should feel able (welcome even) to participate…

So enjoy the variety of sites that decided fame and fortune were not for them – and if you want to join in the project yourself, remember – just stick this line of code on your site, and then e-mail a link to tom [at] plasticbag.org and I’ll add your site as soon as possible…

<script language=”javascript” src=”http://www.plasticbag.org/files/misc/bestbritishblog.js”> </script>

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On not entering the Guardian's Weblog Competition…

With a little under three days to go until the Guardian’s Weblog Competition closes, I’m now looking for British webloggers who didn’t enter and aren’t planning to do so. If that describes you (for whatever reason), then e-mail me and I’ll let you in on what I’m scheming.

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It's September, godammit! Where the hell is my iSync!? Where the arse is my iCal!?

Apple have been teasing us too long. I bought OSX.2 and frankly it’s lovely (took me a while to adjust, but now I’m in heaven). But what about iCal? What about iSync?! They say they’ll be released in September. But it is September godammit?! Where the hell are they!?