"My Fictional Love-Life" (Part Two)

You’ll never guess – I bumped into weird guy with patch and nose again today. It was at my weekly visit for colonic irrigation. He goes to the same place. He is such a frustrating human being. Although, not really having spoken to him properly yet, I don’t really know how I could know that. God help me, I hope he doesn’t turn up to that fictional party I’m having next week.