I made my first post

I made my first post to Disturbing Search Requests today, after receiving a virtual plethora of visitors who came seeking, amongst other things “Office Slag Porn”, “Breckin Meyer Naked” and “Sexy Gay Duck Men”. I’m extremely depressed by the idea that these people come here and don’t find what they are looking for. So depressed in fact that I am thinking of putting up little pages based around what I think they are looking for. That way everyone’s happy…