Since The Grapevine seems to

Since The Grapevine seems to have suddenly appeared on Blogger’s “Blog’s of Note” page, and since I seem to be the featured lampoon victim of the day, I suppose I’d better comment. Yes, it’s all true. I am a glittering queen. Yes, I am married. Yes she is called Suk Mei Wang and yes, we live in Chester. However the picture is a fake. I look more like Harrison Ford.