Tom Coates Explains Everything…

  • 1) JaceLV asked me a very personal question about the size of my undercarriage. The answer is that it wouldn’t fit in a pen cap but it would have no trouble fitting into the cargo compartment of a 747.
  • 2) Dan asked me whether or not I was really redesigning my site. The answer is that I have actually already redesigned it (as well he knows) – but that the problem is that I can’t get the energy together to finish building the damn thing.
  • 3) Vodkabird was foolish enough to ask me how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I think it would have better things to do with its time. Have a look and tell me what you think…
  • 4) And finally for today, some chap called Graybo asked me, “Are you bored?” – to which the only honest response is that I wasn’t until I got your e-mail, old chap… Come on kids… You’re not challenging me at all!