If I'm honest, I'm grumpy

If I’m honest, I’m grumpy because I’ve got toothache again. And everything that follows (although all relevant complaints) is probably borne of dental pain. It’s toothache like this that started most of the world’s major shitstorms, if you ask me. Certainly at the moment I’d cheerfully fuck the world for some free dental work. Damn you Thatcher for screwing up the NHS dentists.