Of course the best thing

Of course the best thing about working from home is that you don’t have to go outside. And correspondingly the worst thing about it is that most of your stories involve particularly sticky patches on the kitchen floor, the number of cigarettes you’ve smoked in a day and how you’re duvet has got stuck down one end of its cover (even though that doesn’t matter because you move so little and drink so much caffeine that you no longer need to sleep).