The beautiful Baker boy!

The uncomfortably gorgeous Paul Baker finally confesses his crushes: “Mr Clooney, Mr L. Perry, Mr Fraser, Mr Beltran, and (even worse than Steve Guttenberg) Mr Clinton. I also have a bit of a thing for Gina Gershon. Don’t ask me why.” Paul also appears to have become one of Mr Massow’s online whores and gone to see The Fluffer. It’s like finding that my long-lost gay twin (who got all the good genes) has been languishing in Northern England all my life.