Now look – I don’t know a hell of a lot about football. And frankly I don’t care that much about football either. So this whole ‘World Cup’ thing is flying rather over my head. But when I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to find this Sweden vs. England thing happening, I thought it couldn’t do any harm to leave it on in the background. And now 67 minutes into the game I can’t help but notice that Sweden are whipping England’s ass. What the hell is that about?