Cooler than you. Cooler than your heroes. The Web Pong Cometh.

If you’ve got something to smack your gob with, keep it handy. You’re going to need it in a moment. When beautiful sword-fighting deviant geek goddess Anno Mitchell showed it to me, I wasn’t prepared. My gob was left empty and unsmacked for several agonising seconds. You’re going to want to be prepared for this. But before we start, remember these simple instructions – the ‘euh’ button will stop the wonderful thing happening and make everything good and normal again. The keys you are looking for are on your number pad: “8” and “2”. Are you ready? Can you contain your excitement? Then experience the Awesome Ungodly Full Screen Explorer-Based Cross-Platform Pong Extravaganza. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…