It's tacky, it's crass, it fits nicely up your ass

Sometimes I think that I’m just like this poor (spoof) gentleman. So to make me feel better and superior, I sent the man concerned a little $1 donation. And the e-mail address the money is sent to?!

On a related issue – I asked Matt whether it would be a bad idea to get a t-shirt printed that said ‘AIM me if you want a shag’ with my AIM name after it. And he said, nope.